Naughty things you can only say at Thanksgiving

I have to thank my good friend Misty for this.

Naughty things you can say only on thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's cool whip time!

4. If I dont undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Thats one terrific spread

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds?

8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once.

14. You still ahve a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops.

Any other's you care to share? ; )